Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
True college students do jello shots in the library
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