he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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