all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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