I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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