Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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