hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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