okay pat passed out under dana's car
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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