Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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