I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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