someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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