using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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