Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
