Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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