a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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