He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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