I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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