we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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