no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
The air taste purple.
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