eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
