If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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