ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I have fence marks all over my body
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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