I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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