she looked like the bat from fern gully.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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