hell yes lets make some ravioli
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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