new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
this is an emotional support booty call
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Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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