I need help removing her.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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