I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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