: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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