Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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