You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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