At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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