Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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