she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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