Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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