Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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