Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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