He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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