Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
