If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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