I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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