i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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