I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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