forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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