he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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