i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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