I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I got inside last night via doggy door
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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