i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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