think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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