THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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