is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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