and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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