you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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