Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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