look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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