what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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