Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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