I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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