dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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